This is what I should have been doing these past 10 days. Would have been more productive.
Anybody remember flipbooks?
The beer prayer
The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
Love iphones? Don't watch this.
-I remember when the iPhone used to be the hottest thing ever but now Samsung has them blown out of the water.
And they don’t even mention the nightmare called iTunes.
-WANT! Since watches are pretty much obsolete now why not replace them with a e-ink wrist display? It’s brilliant.
- The human race has reached its peak as a species and now must die off.
- Japanese hackers watch way to much scooby doo.
-Just so we are clear .
-I know quite a few people who want a Dr. Who play tent actually.
-Anyone remember when people weren’t complete arseholes? Cutting employee hours down to 28 to avoid having to insure them is just a huge db move.
- You should have already seen this! It’s mandatory for your Internet license.