Behold the lord of the cats! 
- How to make christmas ornaments.
- Coolest. 404. ever.
- Don’t read this article on bodysnatchers if you plan to eat anytime soon.
- Online orgasm simulator
- In recent news, all retarded people have moved to LA and setup their own government. Idiotic complaint’s ensue.
- And finally, a nice little history of the computer.
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Got an early birthday gift today!
Thanks Jen 
xoxoxox
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There are a lot of foods I don’t like really. Green beans, lamb, chicken kieve, but there is a reason I don’t like Yams:
For what it’s worth my sister did a great job on everything else, mashed potatoes and turkey were great! I stuffed myself on them, damn near fell asleep from all the turkey driving home.
Also got the bike’s battery back in and took it down the street a little. Freakin’ cold out when your doing 50mph in 45 degree weather.
Got my first gift today for my birthday. A 50 dollar gift certificate to sharper image from my nephew who’s in town visiting. That’s pretty cool, but now i have to figure out what the hell to get him….
That Dell I’m working on came out really well. It’s all done pretty much and a day ahead of time! Yay me!
Now it you’ll excuse me i’m going to go sit around in the dark because there is no TV on now and i’ve beat all my games.
Do you get the gist of the song now?
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Nothing like fixing somebody’s computer eh? Picked up a 160 Gb hard drive today for a comp i’m fixing, slapped it in a Dell Dimension 8100, upgraded the bios, and am currently formatting from the dvd rom into NTFS. Pretty standard stuff really. Here’s hoping the rest goes as easy.
Jen’s due back friday. Thank god, because i’ve eaten just about everything left in the house execpt the baking soda and (most of) the cat food.
Especially after being on the phone for 8 hours because of some damn outage in reno (turns out the OC3 card was bad, but only after i replaced the FE3, CE3, power supplies, fast ethernet, and backplane). Not to mention the port 135 ACL wasn’t even in it. 
I”m hungry….haven’t eaten….juliet look’s quite plump today }:-)~
- 10 signs she’s a beeyotch. Could have used this a few times in life.
- Dub, dub, dub.
- Are you cool?
- I hate eating lunch at work, it’s always so awkward.
And now for all you sicko’s out there, kitty porn
You know you looked…..SICKO!
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- Go ahead punk, you think your cool?
- dub dub dub, no seriously….dub dub dub
sometimes we leap before we crawl.
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I cannot express in words exactly how much I didn’t want to get up this morning.
I think I got some kind of food poisoning last night, I was up all night with an upset stomache (and other assorted delights which I will spare you from hearing about) and the last thing I honestly wanted to do was drag my sorry ass into the food bank.
I feel way to guilty calling in sick though, see this time of year is when everybody get’s the “guilties” as I like to call them and comes in. Good news for the food bank, but it’s hard to keep 100 people busy for 3 hours straight believe it or not.
Today I worked in the processing room. Not really my favorite because I don’t get to use the hand jacks or electric dolly’s (still working on forklift training someday), but it’s a lot of hard work.
Basically we have donations from food drives, jewel-osco, and even trader joe’s (which would have killed jen i’m sure, since we shop there….it’s kind of a smaller organic type store). I was in charge of the presort for the processing room. Basically you take bananna boxes of donated stuff off the skid’s and load them on the roller conveyor. But you have to remove the following:
- water bottles
- cleaning supplies
- dry cereal/oatmeal
- paper products (aluminum wrap, paper plates, chick stuff, etc)
- all candy
Lot’s of lifting, and it’s hard to keep up with a room of 12 people chugging through the stuff.
Oh well, i’m sure next month will be even busier.
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So how much $4.95 pizza can dennis eat? About 3 slices….blah!
Seriously, I didn’t know Dominck’s sold pizza till I stopped by to pickup some Rice-a-roni (had a taste for the stuff lately) and saw a 16″ pizza (sausage) for 4.95. I figured how could I go wrong, hell I pay 14.01 for Domino’s. Even if I only eat 1/3rd of the pizza I’m still breaking even.
Damn, i’m full……so full I feel like this snowman…
Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate this time of year lately? If I haven’t, then consider this the offical “dennis hate’s this time of year” post. Perhaps if I had kid’s or something along the line of remaining family members. Sometimes you just don’t realize the effect somebody had on the dynamic until they are gone. And then your fuckered……yes, I used the word fuckered.
- Speaking of fuckered, wanna see the paris hilton video? There, now you know how fucked I feel.
- How big are your Nutz? Make sure you check out their photo section. It’s mind blowing.
- Need some stress relief? Get a hooker. Looking to waste some time, virtual bubblewrap. It really is strangly addictive.
oh yeah, watched Kate and Leopold…oddly endearing.
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Here we have a picture of Jen’s cat Mischief who’s back in Maine. The real interesting thing is that she’s like 18/19 years old and still refuses to leave me alone when I’m trying to eat.
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- Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow (sent to me by Erik)
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So I got my new glasses friday, they’re pretty cool but I’m still getting used to them.
Also me and Jen rented Futurama for the PS2. As fans of the cartoon, it’s a great game (if for no other reason than collecting the ‘nibblers’), but damn it’s hard. Then again maybe playing it after drinking a lot isn’t advisable.
- Man mistakes screaming person embedded in windshield for duffle bag. God I hate it when that happens to me…..
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- Banking Scam Revealed. Great article on common tricks scammer’s use to get your information online.
- Old Gamer thinks young gamer’s are spoiled.
- Having problems remembering your password? Thank god you don’t have this issue.
- A guide to how not to install computer hardware.
And lastly here’s a little video reminding us all that climbing a telephone pole can be dangerous.
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