I manged to snap the picture below after cleaning out raplhie’s cage. His tubes and wheel were still wet so he was all alone in there. No worries though Nibbler and Gizmo wanted to make sure he wasn’t lonely 
Then the next day I ran across this pic:
And I just thought this one was cute:
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Generally, I try to avoid get self righteous about my mom’s death, but sometimes I just can’t help but get offended.
Some asshole posted a list of reasons why you neglect your mother, and for some reason it just struck a nerve in me. It’s not that I believe I am above reproach, or better than everyone else. I think it’s more because I do feel like I didn’t do enough for her. I mean I have enough problems dealing with my guilt, and I don’t need some anonymous person online telling me I was never good to her.
I put a copy of it down below, if you click on “read more” you’ll see what I’m talking about. Basically I told the guy he could shove it up his ass.
- Want to see dennisjudd.com get attacked my mars? How about nuke’s?
- Credit card theft with a happy ending is a rare thing indeed.
- I am a Japanese school teacher. Very interesting read!
- Zip decode. Enter a zipcode and it will narrow down the location after each number you typed. Very interesting.
- Caught on camera: Truck veers out of control. Nobody killed, thats the amazing part.
- Batterylife Activator. Basically it’s a sticker you put on a battery that’s supposed to make it work longer, better, and faster. It generates the same results if you put it on your naughty bits as well…..which is nothing. About as useful as those bullshit radiation absorbing cell phone stickers.
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Done with GTA: SA? Think there’s nothing left to do after getting 100%? Find killing hookers and blowing the heads off people with a shotgun passe?
San Andreas Radio is your answer.
“This program allows you to create your own CD playlists from songs, commercials, station idents, and small audio clips of DJ chatter. You can create a playlist as if it were taken from the game, including randomized songs, chatter, commercials etc. Or you can create your own customized playlists, for instance party mix CDs of songs from various radio stations.”
Seriously…it’s pretty cool
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So I beat Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas last night, but the weirdest thing was a strange bug I tripped across. Apparently if you turn off the radio in the car when driving to Smoke’s Crack Palace when the game goes to the cut scene to start the mission it just hangs there….nothing but black.
So, no big deal, I restart and play through, then comes the part where sweet grabs onto the firetruck (fuckin’ moron…thanks sweet that’s really f’ing helpful, stupid mother….) and while chasing it I turned off the radio and guess what…next cutscene (which was…the end of the freakin’ game) it just sit’s there and hangs again…..
Today I present you with a link to a movie:
Generally speaking, when you say the following “I have to go to the fucking hospital. There are fucking scissors, sticking out of my fucking arm” good things are not happening. I hate to say it, but I’ve watched it like 10 times and it still makes me laugh. Lesson learned, don’t mess with fatty!
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Picked up one of these adapters at Radioshack today for $11 bucks. Awesome solution for nintendo emulation on the PC! Seriously, don’t go out and buy another controller for more when the console one’s are built so well. I bought one at walmart and it was for crap…..if only I had known then what I know now. I can’t believe I played FFVII on the PC using some POS when I could have used a real playstation controller all along…ARGHHHH!!! (grrr…..)
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No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater…..than reheated chicken fried rice. 
- When your neighbor refuses to share his liquor with you, the ideal next step is not to stab yourself and try to frame him. In this case however it was his last step.
- How to start Highway Road Rage. Which I found while reading this article about some dickhead who caused an 11 car pileup by passing a car and hitting his brakes.
- I tripped about this page dedicated to Ruby Cadillac, a pitbull that was shot to death on her owners property by a nervous neighbor who though they “might” attack. Really sad story to hear, but what I really want to know is why the neighbor had a gun on him?
- Chewing gum can ‘enhance breasts’
- You must not think to hide your treasures from my gaze – my sight must be feasted, as well as my touch! The Victorian sex cry generator.
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also seen on our beer review website…
This is a quick and dirty poor man’s guide to making a black and tan using Guinness and Bass Pale Ale.
There are of course official ways to do it, that include this fine pouring spoon from Guinness themselves. While I’m sure it works brilliantly, a normal household spoon or equivilent will do just as well. So basically you just gather everything together shown below:
First open the Bass (or whatever…you can use just about anything including Harp). Simply open the bottle and fill your beer glass to the 1/2 point (generally this uses 3/4 of the bottle….good excuse to polish it off).
Now this is where the only trick is at. All you do is hold the spoon upside down and pour over the curved back of it. If you click on the picture below you’ll actually see an animted gif of what this looks like:
As the gif shows make sure you use caution as the pouring of Guinness attracts natural preditors
Just remember to take your time when pouring, don’t go to fast, and you’ll end up having your self one impressive looking drink.
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Yesterday was a long day, but something pretty cool happened. I picked up a bomber of 3 Floyd’s Dreadnaught IPA at Binny’s. That stuff is the #1 rated beer on ratebeer.com in IL, and I’ve been looking for it for a while. Expensive as all hell but I figured I was worth it just for once.
Weird thing, my linksys AP stopped responding to the web GUI interface, so I reset it and upgraded to 2.08 from 2.07 and now the diag light is on solid red all the time….weird. Still works, and I”m waiting from a response from Linksys tech support still.
I thought this pic was funny….nick i’m sure you’ll appreciate that yours was the post that made it all possible:
And also relating to my site, here’s a pie chart of the last 100 visitors today, I just think it’s kinda cool actually:
I also found Jen’s High School grad picture, guess I wanted to show off my hot momma
I need to get working on trimming down a microwave platform I built for my sister, so here’s some links to keep you busy:
- Why’s Bob smiling? It’s not because the Fed just raided the Enzyte Herbal Suppliment parent company. And just incase you didn’t realize that Enzyte is a complete waste of time, here’s a USA Today article about it.
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Milk and Cookies is a website that serves up the best you can find online. Very full of quality content and worth visiting if you want to kill a lot of time, there is a lot of stuff there. Recommended by Nick.
- From Milk and Cookies comes this albatross, a christian remake of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s classic rap, “Baby Got Back”…..
……further proof there really is no god.
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Welcome Fark viewers. The Ass Penny skit can be found here. Please make sure to wash your hands after viewing.
Links:
- When being pulled by a car, on a skateboard, it’s important to grasp the concept of when to let go.
- Very interesting article on tracking botnets using honeypots. Computer geeky stuff that most of you won’t care about….but very fascinating actually.
- Poor gas station owners are being forced to buy more #2′s for their signs. If there was only something we could do to help…poor little guys just can’t buy them fast enough.
- Apple suing 19 year old journalist for writing about their upcoming products. The real kick comes in the fact that a Judge ruled that online blogging is not considered journalism and is not protected by free speech shield laws that allow confidentiality of sources.
- Do not install a remote start on a stickshift. I’ve installed a few of these things in the past on automatics…didn’t even think anyone would try to install one on a manual…
- Want to use your original NES or SNES controller on your PC emulator? There are kit’s here to do exactly that via USB. Pretty cool actually, and the results seem to be much more concrete that using the printer port (which I’ve tried…and couldn’t get working).
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