I know the whole Macintosh parody thing is played out, but this is probably the best one i’ve seen. It’s from a comedy group called Happy Nowhere.
Thanks to Nick for reminding me of this one.
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I know the whole Macintosh parody thing is played out, but this is probably the best one i’ve seen. It’s from a comedy group called Happy Nowhere.
Thanks to Nick for reminding me of this one.
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Ok, so yesterday I was on the EL red line heading towards Sheridan, when a couple of stops before I notice a patio with a lot of people on it. Now I mean a lot, not just a couple. So I tell Jen to look over and she say’s they are nuts and there are to many people on it.
The EL pulls away and we don’t think anymore of it till this morning when Jen sees this on the news:
CHICAGO – A wooden third-floor porch packed with dozens of friends in their early 20s collapsed Sunday, killing 12 people as it pancaked onto porches below. As many as 45 others were injured in the fall, some critically, authorities said.
Police said as many as 50 people may have been standing or dancing on the porch when it gave way, and there may have been beer kegs there, as well.
Most of the dead appeared to have been crushed on the porches below, said Larry Langford, spokesman for the city’s Office of Emergency Management.
“There was chaos,” said Chicago Fire Commissioner James Joyce. “There were people screaming and crying in the alley.”
Eleven people were dead at the scene, and 12th was dead on arrival at a hospital, the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed. Emergency Management Director Cortez Trotter said 45 people were injured when the porch, attached to the back of an apartment building in affluent Lincoln Park, collapsed just after midnight.
Most of the people at the party were friends in their early 20s, many of them graduates of New Trier High School in Chicago’s northern suburbs, said Fina Cannon. She had been in the apartment’s kitchen, looking out at the porch when it gave way.
“All of a sudden I saw all these heads going down,” Cannon said. “The floor just dropped out from underneath them. They all went down in unison.”
A lot of people were on the third-floor porch at the time, and others on the second-floor porch below it, Cannon told Chicago television station CLTV.
Michelle Myers said her son was on the porch but managed to jump to the kitchen doorway as the floor gave way.
The wooden rails of the third-floor porch were still in place several hours after the collapse, but the floor was gone. Neighbors said they saw emergency workers using chain saws to cut through the debris to get to the victims. Langford said the porch appeared to be less than a year old.
“The porches back there could probably facilitate 20 to 30 people,” not the 40 to 50 police said may have been there Sunday, said one neighbor, Dr. David Guelich, an orthopedic surgeon.
“It was simply a case of too many people in a small space,” Joyce said. He urged people to be careful about safety with the upcoming July 4 holiday and Sunday’s annual Gay Pride Parade, which was scheduled for later Sunday in the same general neighborhood.
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- Internal memo from Carb Solutions customer complaint dept. Apparently Peanut Butter Ass Crunch wasn’t approved by the marketing dept.
- Dammit, and I really wanted some Taco Bell….minus the Hepatitis of course….
- You kicked my dog you muddar fooker!
- Mental note, don’t let 8 year olds drink beer, much less 9% ALC beer.
- The Bad Fad Museum, alas Ms. Pac Man gets a chameo.
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- If you are going to use the toilet, make sure you turn off your microphone first.
- Would you like to see a video of someone dancing in a thong?
- Aw christ…I just used to yell and cry.
And now a special dedication to an old friend:
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Everybody, say hi to andrew:
Little bastard keeps stealing my liquor when i’m not looking….
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Over 100 hours later, countless eyeballs, fangs, and devil dress’s I’ve finally finished this game.
Kudo’s to Square for one of the most amazing RPG’s I’ve played in a while.
Now I just have to get .hack 2, and another playstation 2.
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- The term “google” is now considered a verb, copyrights on words soon to follow.
- Ratings fall for reality TV shows…..thank fucking god…except for amazing race. I actually like that show.
- What is the Geek Matrix?
- Now you can find all the songs on the Mitsubishi commercials in one place.
- The worst super hero costumes of all time.
- Gravity vs. bicycler….*hint* gravity wins.
- They are making a 9/11 movie…..decency, morality, and common sense all surrender.
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