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I watch a lot of anime….some of you know that….so yesterday I finished watching Nadia: Secret of the blue water & . Which I was able to justify purchasing thanks to some christmas best buy gift cards (thanks Donna)

At first I was disappointed when I watched it…seemed really kiddy and not what I was looking for. But as time went by the storyline and everything really grew on me. Now having finished it, I have to say it’s probably one of the best series I’ve seen. It’s sad to say, but there just aren’t production values now like there were back in the early 90′s. Today it’s all CG and fanboyism.
Now, the collection also comes with nadia: the motion picture. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on it and watch it…time allowing of course. In the end though it was just a huge pile of suck…and I honestly recommend not watching it if you get the chance. As this review of the motion picture explains, it’s B-A-D.
Now..to find something else to watch until I can convince Jen to let me buy the
- Somebody sent me a link to a hilarious version of the old “bunch of cops fall of a ladder video“. Apparently somebody put the benny hill theme “yakety sax” to it….never gets old.
- I love it when the town I went to High School in get’s in the news. 19 year old calls 911 from trunk, later found dead.
- The Essence of Douchebag. I coller popped a pink shirt in 8th grade…i burned the pictures after getting my ass kicked though.

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- A funny article about the ineffectiveness of airport screeners. KNIVES, TANKS, WHALES

So earlier this week I decided to get rid of the basketball hoop. Little did I know that the above ground stuff would be the easiest part.
Originally I just took the top off and used a come-along to convince the pole to snap about 1′ up from the concrete thanks to a nearby beech tree. Feeling quite proud of myself I then retired for the night flush with success.
Skip forward to today, after having lunch at Cheeseburger in Paradise, we were both full and feeling guilty for not doing anything productive today. So we decide to dig the concrete base out of the ground. I mean afterall the old mailpost only had like two teaspoons of concrete around it…how hard could this be?
This is how hard it could be….2 1/2 feet of freakin’ concrete….basically you could use this to tie down a large boat. I’m sure i’ve seen deck posts with less concrete in them than this. Perhaps the child who lived here was amazingly fat and athletic, and so to brace for his girth on the pole they poured this all. Kind of like a guy trying to capture a shark using a tiny little fishing pole.

And the after picture of the hole……

so between winching, using the come-along, and leveraging using the old pole we managed to get it out. btw, word of advice….after 6 inches everything else is ROCK HARD CLAY!!!!!

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- This is pretty hilarious, Spam you never see. I’d like to take credit, but Stacey sent it to me. I particularly enjoy the “flaccid like an old balloon” quote
- From Zug.com comes the Turnpike Prank. Best part is the IOU he tapes to the toll booth.
- A while back I took a picture of a truck covered in computer parts. Now somebody has taken it up a level and covered one in keyboard keys.
- Bored? Why not dress up like a bannana, pour isopropal alcohol all over yourself and light yourself on fire. “remember kids…fire is baaaaaaaad.”
- This is very cool, a chronology of Batmobiles from 1941 to present.

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Bourbon Congratulations! You’re 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (116), and liquor (113).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

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Bourbon Congratulations! You’re 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (66), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

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I’ve been undertaking a huge project lately…scanning every picture I have of my childhood.
You’d be surprised how hard that can be…especially when they have been put in those old time albums that had sticky backing. It’s a nightmare to get them out.
here’s an example:

Speaking of examples…here’s how not to drink a flaming shot:

Anyways, off to do some yard work during my lunch hour, figured better get it done before the rain tonight…

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For somebody who spends so much time infront of a computer, you’d think I’d have a better chair. Now personally I’d love to have an Aeron Chair, but who can justify the prices for those things. I saw a pretty nice chair though at Office Max yesterday:

The best thing I liked was the lumbar support (yes I’m getting old). Now all I have to do is figure out how to convice Jen to let me buy it…aside from her suggestion of trading for a new car
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go find new webcam software since office 2003 basic seems to have broken booruwebcam

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There are a lot of things that I don’t understand in life, but one in particular is bothering me right now.
Why is it, everytime I go out shopping, the best service I get is given by a retarded person?

Long ago there was an Onion article that basically made the same point, but like a lot of their writings there’s often more fact in it than you realize.
All I want is to run in, grab what I want and get the hell out of there in a reasonable amount of time. I also expect somebody to be somewhat competant at scanning the times. I’m not asking for much, just do your job right.
That reminds me, my checkup results came back from the doctor. Apparently all is well with my blood work, aside from the lady making me wait 45 minutes and then stabbing me with the needle in her best stevie wonder impression. My cholosteral apparently is 128 total. I guess that’s not bad
wtf?…how did “duke of hazzard” get into my mp3 playlist??????
I’m almost done reading a book called

Truly this is an amazing book (thanks Jen) that sheds some light on the perversion that is american history and it’s manipulation by minority groups seeking power by controlling information (ala big brother). Heavily deals with Native American history (remember the people we killed to steal this land) and African American history and how it’s documented history today is rife with lies and trickery.

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