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Picture day:
Updated the pics of the house my sister is building:

Pic of our bikes:

Cute picture of Nibbler attacking the closet light pull string….for some reason:

You almost never see them all this close:

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Don’t have to much time tonight, have places to be:
- Crazy asian game player.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about wall anchors. Not funny or cool, but damn interesting if you are handy at all.
- oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.
- TLC commercials you’ll never see.
- Accept Jesus Christ into you life and get a free playstation 2.
- Help save a cute widdle bunny wunny from being eaten on new years eve.
Happiness is waiting in a distant slumber.

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I wish I could just stay in a hot steamy shower all day. It’s the only time I get any peace during allergy season. I swear I’ve output a gallon of mucus….
oh, and kleenex loves me. they send me christmas cards…
- Oldy but goodie, the web economy bullshit generator. iterate strategic models
- Cartoons drawn, inspired by spam titles.
- Foamy vs. India tech support cartoon. “why am I paying for 1st rate support, from a 3rd world country?” NSFW (swearing)
- Amazing, but sad, photo gallery of hurricane damage pics in Florida thanks to Jen.
- MP3 player + Oakley sunglassed = ugly picture of lil’ jon’s teeth. wtf mate?
- Miss Georgia sex offenders 2004 pagent.
- A truly fascinating look at the music industry, and how contracts are complete scams.
- Wellfare recipients possibly to be tested for drugs. What? you mean they aren’t already? jesus christ…….
- There are some real retarded motocyclists out there. Thankfully the generally end up killing themselves….

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I hate pizza hut.
I fucking hate pizza hut.
Perhaps at times in my life I have been unreasonable. It is possible that I unfaily project my expectations of performance upon people who do not deserve to be judged. After all, it’s not fair to go to McDonalds and expect a 5 star meal is it? Of course not.
Actually, I want to apologize to Pizza Hut and it’s employee’s. I now see the error of my ways when I foolishly, and selfishly expected you to deliver an actual, physical, pizza to my house last night after supplying you with a valid credit card and being told my order would be here in 45 minutes to an hour.
There is simply no excuse for me assuming that by giving you my address that you would be able to actually find my house and navigate the roads between my location and yours successfully without traversing into other counties and towns only to call me twice asking where I was (because my house magically moves).
I can only say how sorry I am and that this will never happen again. I promise that I will not expect the person who takes to my order to actually have a grasp upon which villages you deliver to, and won’t expect them to tell me if I am ordering from a village outside your delivery area. I give my vow that next time I order I will have at least two of the following near my phone:
- magic 8 ball
- psychic hat capable of bestowing the wearer with amazing powers
- lassie
- 1/2 stick of butter
*sigh* Seriously, how fucking hard is it to use Mapquest. It’s even free for fuck’s sake! I mean jesus christ, maybe if you weren’t so baked your stupid minimum wage phone girl would know that they don’t deliver to our house even though your crappy den of shitty pizza is only 3 literal miles down the road. And then your “manager” calls me to tell me that opps! they don’t deliver down that far and that I should have called a different store.
excuse me….what the fuck do you mean I SHOULD HAVE CALLED ANOTHER STORE!?!?!?
LISTEN TO ME YOU SPECIAL OLYMPIC REJECT, EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU STUIPD MOTHERFUCKER. YOU NEVER CALL UP A CUSTOMER AND TELL THEM THEY ARE WRONG AND THEN TRY TO FOOLISHLY PORTRAY THEM AT THE PARTY AT FAULT ALL BECAUSE THEY CALLED THE WRONG STORE. AT NO TIME DID YOU EVEN MENTION THAT PERHAPS…JUST PERHAPS YOUR IGNORANT, MORLOCK OF AN EMPLOYEE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT AREAS YOU DELIVER TO!
Guess what….after that clusterfuck wasting an hour (which we sat, hungry and tired from a long hard work day), we simply called Domino’s and they were there in 45 minutes with piping hot pizza! Screw you pizza hut, I’ll eat a steaming pile of my own vomit before I ever try to give you my money again. You give retarded people bad names.
With morons like these breeding, I truly believe the apocolypse can only be so far away.

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So between Sunday and yesterday we managed to get the Family Room pergo finally done. This means the only thing left to pergo in the house are the stairs!
The trimwork we’re going to install should be arriving thursday, but I stll have to prime and paint what we have already….*phew* to much to do and not enough time.
Getting there….last easy row before the fireplace from hell.

This is just the beginning of the customer cuts *wimper*

Here’s the board I cut using a cardboard template (had to on all of these corner cuts….) before I put it in.

1/2 way in, just need to gently tap it in using the pullbar.

Voila…managed to sneak it in there…

*sigh* sold my soul, but the fireplace is finally done…

I finished up the closet and after getting nibbler’s approval, the room is done!

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The Family Room has officially kicked my butt and made me it’s man-girl….
So we were about 1/2 done with the pergo, when Jen suddenly reminds me we were planning on running the speaker wires before we put the pergo down…..
So, another jaunt to Home Depot, and about 45 dollars in expensive, over priced little plates for the surround system. I have to say though, now that it’s done it’s going to look sweet. Plus, running wires with another person helping is 1000 times easier than doing it yourself (which is how i’m used to). I keep forgetting how helpful Jen is when doing stuff around the house
Anyways, pics in case anyone here wants to do something like it. We’re going to leave the plates white, and not try to paint them. The paint probably wouldn’t stick, but also I’m hoping they’ll blend because they’re a different subsystem. Besides, I can always take them off and paint them later.
Here’s the parts all put together:

We used a template to make the holes, so they’d all be the same space away and look uniform.

A drywall saw, and 5 minutes later we have a hole!

Sweet, eh? Expensive but should be able to handle just about anything we throw at them (16 gauge wire in the walls)

This is the main terminal, it will be behind the TV. As you can see it’s wired for Dolby 6.1 surround, so there are 3 terminals, not 2.

Is this the template, or my halloween costume?

Tommorrow, the exciting conclusion of the Family Room pergo! Same bat time, same bat channel.

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Me and Jen spent a really cool saturday evening drinking beer and relaxing infront of a burnpit with some neighbors. It’s a little odd, but the guy we bought her bike from and his wife are really cool and we get along with them great. So they invited us over for a bonfire with some of their friends. It really was a nice time, and I learned many things you wouldn’t think can indeed burn if so wanted
Anyways, before we went we got some progress done on the Family Room pergo….it’s really kicking our asses….
The first row….always the hardest.

Moving along nicely….

Templates, templates, templates….cardboard doesn’t cost anything, pergo does.

See…one cut, and it fits…….

Yet another template cut……for the basement door way

See that? Perfect….honestly, i didn’t photoshop a thing…i swear…*whistles*

Jen left the room shortly after i said “git r dun” for the 10th time

Are vents swell? We love’em

Ok, off to play FF7….jens at work and i’m feeling lazy

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Got to see Resident Evil: Apocolypse last night. Now maybe it’s because I played the games or because I’m a geek but that movie kicked SO much ass. I can only pray they plan on making a 3rd one now…plus it was great to see that guy from the Mummy get more work
When we got home from Trader Joe’s today, there was a package at our door. Turns out the new dining room light finally arrived. Of course we wasted no time putting it up:

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